2016-09-10 07:12 pm
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House sitting fringe benefits

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2016-08-22 09:26 pm
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Leonardo Finds out....


In hindsight, that was the most hilarious expression Leonardo's face ever held.

And... in hindsight, doin' her in her room in broad daylight was a bad idea. But what was done was done and now Wren was seated on the edge of the bed, legs still splayed around me as she gaped at my brother. My finger was still in her and she jumped slightly as I removed it. Her shirt had been hiked up over her tits and the lace parts of the bra were pulled down, making them more pronounced than usual. Not to mention how her nips were poking out in arousal. Lace panties were around her ankle, still tickling the back of my neck.

Leo looked like he had just walked into the sewage recycling center. Eyes screwed up, face as dark as any turtle blush could be, and hands frozen. Those eyes looked from her and then to me and I remembered her juices were still on my face. I tried licking it off which only seemed to set Leo off more. A second later that 'what the fuck did I walk into' expression was gone and his eyes hardened at her shocked face. "Is he forcing you?"

...What?!

"What the fuc--"

"No!" She seemed to get out of her funk and pulled her leg off my shell, sitting up more and tugging her shirt down. "How could you think your brother was forcing me into anything?"

Leo didn't answer. He simply turned and left the room, leaving us with the door open. We both shared a look then. Wren's eyes moved away from mine first and she got up to close the door and finish dressing since the mood was shot. I stood up as well, pulling my mask back up over my face. "Fuck."

"We need to talk to him," Wren murmured softly to me, eyes to her door.

"And say what? 'Sorry we didn't tell you sooner, but we're an item'?" The look she gave me made me feel guilty and then I bulldozed that feeling with anger. "I don't need his permission for anything!"

"No, you don't, but he deserves an explanation. He's your brother, after all."

"He ain't my keeper." She shot me another look, this time softer. "Ya afraid he's gonna tell your folks?"

Bonin' the farmer's daughter jokes never had good endings.

"They already know." She was in the process of adjusting the rest of her clothes properly, looking both at me and herself in the mirror.

"They already know? And?"

"I'm my own person, Raph. They trust me to make good choices." Finally she turned to me, stalking up with that dangerous glare of hers and kissed me soundly on the mouth. "You're a good choice."

Yeah, but when was that going to suddenly become a bad one?

She didn't give me a chance to muddle it out. In fact it was a bit of a blur but the next thing I know we were both kneeling in front of my brother. Leo's gaze hadn't changed at all so trying to figure out what he was thinking wasn't going to happen any time soon. And then Wren spoke first. "I'm sorry we didn't come to you, sooner." I watched her bow low in apology from her kneeling stance, one fist pressed to her heart and the other was palm up, bearing her wrist. Weird thing to do, but whatever. Leo thought it was weird too, from the expression I saw on his face.

"My brothers and I are ninja," Leo stated flatly. He glared at me when I sighed, though. "We are a single unit."

"Yes, I understand."

"There can't be room for distractio--"

"I understand you're ninja, not priests," Wren interrupted him, looking up at Leo. Heh. That caught Leo off guard.

"Come again?"

"Not priests. You haven't taken a vow of celibecy, have you?" Her eyes shifted towards me and I held my hands up, shaking my head. Then she looked back to Leo who hadn't answered. "Well?"

"I don't see why this has anything to do--"

"Answer me directly."

Leonardo glowered, focusing on a point just in front of Wren instead of her face. "No." Oh, it was so hard not to grin right then and there!

"I'm not following you," she admitted then. Her words were soft, almost a whisper even to me. "So what is the harm in having a moment of peace and happiness? To know that there's love out there?"

That's when Leo looked up at her. "Because then one of us will know what we'll never, ever have."

He's right. I already know how good I have this and it's not permanent. I knew that going into it and so did she. He didn't need to remind us of that. And more importantly, he didn't need to remind me of that. Wren was quiet then. She didn't look like she knew how to answer him. "So? Are ya jealous it ain't you figurin' it out?"

"No." That level-headed, serene calm was back again. "All I feel is pity."

She was up before I could reply to that callus remark and Iwas just as shocked as Leo when she connected with a slap to my leader's cheek. "You apologize to your brother!" Wren, for as small and unassuming as she was, knowing full well she wasn't trained in any sort of combat was one scary girl when she was lit up in fury. "How dare you think he would force himself upon me or anyone else! It's not my fault that you're scared. But don't you belittle what Raph has. Don't you dare think of this as a weakness! Love does not make one weak. Being afraid of it makes you weak."

I was still in shock that she had the brass to even get up and yell at Leo, much less slap him full in the face! The next thing I noticed was that she was stalking away from the both of us, back straight, shoulder's squared, bristling like an agitated cat. "That's my birdy." Yeah, I pretty much figured I said that aloud when Leo looked back to me.

"She loves you that much."

The smirk on my face said it all. "Yeah, she does."

"I don't want to see you get hurt, Raph."

"I'm already gonna get hurt when we go home, Leo. It ain't her fault or mine it's gonna happen." Leo backed down a bit when he saw I wasn't going to. "I ain't lettin' her go." He dropped his head in defeat. I made certain I didn't see that smirk I knew he had on his face, either.

Leonardo stood up and rested his hand on my shoulder. "I'm happy for you, bro." He said it quietly, almost too quiet. "Just...make certain you air out the room after, okay?" His hand slipped away and I was left there on my knees, grinning like a fool. Leo wasn't crazy about the notion, but he wasn't going to stop it, either. Like he ever had the power to stop it in the first place. And I knew that now Leo was aware of this, my other bros would be, too.

She didn't come back until past dinner time. Her parents didn't seem too worried about it and neither did her aunt and uncle. No, it wasn't a common occurrence so maybe she called to let them know she was still cooling off? I don't know. She returned after the sun had gone down, her fight gone, her body tired. We were all watching something on the TV when she came in and it was a few minutes more before she came into the room we were in. Wren must have grabbed some left overs because when she came in and flopped down next to me, her breath smelled like dinner. There was something really solid and comforting with the way she curled up, leaned against my arm and side and snuggled in. Both D and Mikey turned and gaped at us, their jaws dropping more when I wound my arm around her shoulders to tug her in tighter.

"You're missing the action parts," Leo reminded them, not even bothering to look in our direction.

"Leo?" Wren practically peeked over my shell to look at my bro, her eyes wide.

"Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. I'm sorry." He connected with her, giving a small smile. His hand moved over to my shoulder and squeezed lightly. "I'll work on being less of a jerk."

I swear our little brothers were going to need straws to be fed from now on.
2016-07-31 05:00 am
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Camping trip shenanigans

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2016-04-23 09:23 pm

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"Can Raphael impregnate me?"

Years of dealing with his brothers and their inane questions helped Donnie keep his composure. Internally he was choking. He looked up from the microscope slowly, eyes quirked at the girl. "Do you want Raphael to impregnate you?" If she was going to distract him by playing Things Donatello would rather not think about, he was going to throw it right back at her.

Problem was, Wren didn't seem to be catching the hint. In fact, she was sitting there, actually contemplating the question.

"Do I have to have this discussion about the fact that we're reptiles and you're human? Different phyllums generally can--"

"--Yes and usually different Phyllums aren't attracted to each other," she countered, bringing her intrigue level up by a couple points in Donnie's book. Now that she had the turtle's attention, she peered into the brown eyes, leaning in closer. "Donnie, I need to know."

"You're asking the wrong question," he responded with a sigh, pulling away from the microscope. "The better question would be, 'Can repeated exposure to mutant DNA alter my own DNA to the point where fertilization can occur'?"

Wren rolled her eyes. "Okay, have it your way. Is it possible that in the future, Raphael can potentially impregnate me?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know."

"That's correct. The theory has never presented itself, nor has there ever been an issue."

Wren waved her arms a bit and gestured to herself. "Hello? My name's now Theory, okay?"

Donnie smirked for the briefest of moments. If he was going to get entangled in this, he might as well go all in. "Very well, Miss Theory...Why are you concerned about this now?"

"Because my prescription of birth control pills never met up with my forwarding address," Wren answered with a huff, almost shooting daggers at the younger brother. "And... April reminded me it was a possibility."

"You were on the Pill before?"

She was quiet on that, staring at him as he pushed himself on his rolling stool to his computer.

"If you're going to confide in me as the family doctor, Wren..."

He had a point. It wasn't as if she could go to anyone else. "Yes. He's not the first partner I had and with the sport I'm in, it can mess up being regular."

"So it was for cycle control as well as the traditional usage."

"Yes."

Don was silent for a few minutes as his fingers flew over the keys and Wren was silent with him, waiting for an explanation. Donnie sat back in his seat and looked up. "April can take you up to the local pharmesist for your script. As for the potential of it being possible, I still couldn't tell you. We have mutants like Ice Cream Kitty and there was once a mutant car that mutated the people who drove it..." His voice faded off at the memory but then he shook out of it. "But then again, those were fresh mutations. We've been mutated turtles for nearly two decades. I don't know if that will affect any outcome."

"April and Casey aren't mutants, and they're around you guys all the time."

Donnie held up a finger. "Ah, but Ap--well. They are, but not intimately."

Wren caught that the turtle was going to say something about April and chose to ignore it for the current problem at hand. "Yes. They aren't exposed to turtle jizz, are they?"

If she was going for shock factor, she got it. Donnie cleared his throat and tried to give his most disapproving glare at her while his coloring darkened. "We should call it by it's proper name. Semen."

Wren grinned. "Baby batter?"

"Wren."

"Okay, okay! Seeeeeeemen." She drawled the word out and made Donnie flush all the more. "So it might be possible that the little navy guys are working to take over the motherland but it's not certain if the crew has the umph to do it."

Brown eyes deadpanned before her. "You're as bad as Mikey with this. You know that, right?"

"I like the colorful descriptions." She winked at him and his eyes popped open. Was she flirting? Was it just her bubbly, friendly nature? "So. Probably the best thing to do would be to monitor my DNA, then."

"Yes. Would you allow me to do that?"

"Of course. We both benefit from it, right?"

Donnie smiled, this time it was genuine as he prepared a syringe. "More your benefit than ours. I'll just satisfy a curious notion on my part." Wren grew quiet as she let the turtle work. She didn't even flinch when the needle sank in. She was more in tune with what was said and how sad Donnie sounded. He didn't even look up until the sample of blood was in a proper vial to spin down. "There. The first part is done." Next he handed her a plastic cup.

"What's this for?"

"A urine sample."

"Huh?"

Donnie's eyes glimmered with a quiet humor as he explained it to her. "Pee in the cup and then I'm going to pour it over a frog to see what happens."

"Oh! EWW!" Wren stuck her tongue out at the tall turtle and then in the next heart beat was hugging him. "Thank you."

The embrace startled him a bit, but eventually he found his large hands gently squeezing her back. "We'll all do our best to keep you safe, Wren, in whatever capacity that may be."

"I know." She then did another unexpected thing; her cheek brushed up against his, then slid down. It was all so soft and gentle that it seemed more intimate than a kiss. At least Donnie thought so and darkened even more. She murmured something but he didn't quite understand it. When Wren pulled back, he looked away, not knowing how to deal with the close and friendly action.

"I still need that sample, though."

"Oh. Alright." Wren hummed a simple tune as she walked out of the lab, bouncing up to peck a kiss on Raph's cheek. "Hi, Hot Shot."

"Hey, babe. What are you up to?"

"Donnie wants to play with my pee." She said it in such an carefree and casual tone that the actual words bypassed Raphael briefly. Donnie heard what she said, though, and immediately went to work on his microscope again. "He needs a sample."

"Oh, I see--wait, what?" But Wren didn't wait to see how her zinger was received. The look on Raph's face would have had her rolling in the hall. "Why does he... ? Your pee?!"

"Uh huh! He wants to know if I can make some tadpoles!" By then she was around the corner and no longer able to carry the conversation.

For a moment, Raphael really wondered if he'd been talking to Wren or to Mikey. He looked into Donnie's lab. "What the hell is she talkin' about?"

"For heaven's sake, Raphael, she's your girlfriend!" Donnie looked up as if he hadn't listened into the conversation. "I can barely understand Michelangelo sometimes and now you want me to translate what the love of your life is trying to tell you?"

"Uh, no!" Thinking he had made a HUGE mistake in the relationship department, Raph backed off and puffed up in defense. "I can understand her! We have really deep discussions that hold.. meaning. And shit."

"Please do not tell me how deep those discussions go."

"I ain't! They're private."

Donnatello was laughing internally as he groused at his elder brother. "Good. Keep them that way."

"I will, then!" Raph huffed off, trying to figure out if he should understand Wren impicintly or if this was a sign that he was a horrible boyfriend and couldn't understand her.
2015-12-24 06:51 pm
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Bring me to life

Now that everyone was in better spirits, it was time for some actual food shopping. With ten mouths to feed, food collection was going to be interesting. Hawke and Wren volunteered to go topside with April and Casey for the shopping trip (once Hawke acquired pants.) He tolerated the sweatpants and shirt. Casey just laughed at the spectacle he made. Both Wren and Leo said he looked fine to which Hawke grumbled the fact he didn't care what he looked like, the whole thing felt weird.

Wren was quickly sliding back into her role as wife and after Sean was monitored to go out into the pit, she pressed a tender kiss to his temple, letting her fingers run through his shaggy-ish hair. "We'll be back soon. Anything you want me to get you?"

He smiled softly, tilting his head up to nose against her skin. "Just you, Beautiful. And maybe some decent soap."

"I'll try, but unscented is the best down here."

"Says you! Have you taken a whiff out those doors, lately?"

She laughed, kissing his temple again. "You should bond with the guys a bit. Then you'll understand why the unscented is better here."

Bonding with turtles. Should be a piece of cake, right? After all, he got in good with the Faunlyn and they weren't an easy bunch to gain approval from. Especially with the line of work he was in. Had been in. He looked around the pit, noticing that no one else was around. The children were tittering over something in their room, but the adults were no where to be seen. It was as if he had been left entirely alone.

Since Sean knew that he was alone for the time being, all of the urges that required monitoring started in. First his throat was dry. Then his bladder felt full. He swore his body-new one, at least- was rebelling against him. It was taking longer for him to get used to the physical plane once again and it was more than a little worrisome. No one else had achieved this as far as anyone knew. It was uncharted territory and one that Donatello enjoyed taking measurements for. Hell, it wasn't that far to the kitchen, was it? He craned his head, eyeing the faucet. Nope, it wasn't that far at all. By the time someone came to check in on him, he'd be there and back again, no worse for the wear. At first everything seemed to be easy. Getting up, getting his bearings, walking. He made it about half way before he felt the wave of dizziness hit him. It was more than just recovering from a potentially lethal injury. Sean staggered for a moment, listing heavily to the side until he met the wall. At least he thought it was the wall.

"Whoa, dude! Who said you could go strolling about on your own?" Mikey was all smiles, but there was a glint of concern in his eyes. Sean watched him, opening his mouth to say something, but nothing came out. "You know you can trust us, right?"

"Y-yeah. I know." Hell. Even this one made it seem like he was a feather. Mikey held him up and didn't even blink under the strain.

"So. Trust us."

It wasn't like Sean didn't, per se. It was just that he had to get used to living again and it wasn't easy. The turtles didn't make it easy but it wasn't their fault. These people Wren trusted her life with. His daughter had them wound around her little finger. He had listened to how they played with the kids and it was amazing how utterly gentle they could be with a little child with no shell or other strengths beyond human capabilities. "I was trying for a little more independence," he ended lamely, trying for a smile. Briefly there were two Michelangelo's and his eyes crossed.

"Independence is all well and good, but what you need now is family, not independence," Mikey nodded sagely, helping him to the kitchen. "What were you looking for?"

"A drink."

"Well, you can have anything but the sake. D says your liver's out of commission for a couple months, at least!"

Sean had to laugh softly at that while he eased into the kitchen chair. "I think water's stiff enough for me."

As the turtle bustled about the kitchen, Sean watched while they chatted a bit. The guy liked his video games. Pranks. That was a favorite topic and Mike went through the ones that always got under Raph's shell. Sean had to admit they were good. Some of them had him chuckling before long and he even shared a few of his own against his little brother. "Didn't know you had a bro. Wren doesn't talk much about your side of the family."

"Well, you could say we're a bit...estranged."

"Shell, can't be any stranger than us!" Mikey was a little like that Italian grandmother. Always making food and he was pushing a sandwich in Sean's direction.

"No, estranged. Being separated from."

"Oooh.. Do you not get along?"

Sean smirked. "They think that Wren took me away from them." After a moment, he sighed. "And it's not like I'll be able to fix that, either. Dead is dead and they wouldn't understand this."

"I can't blame them. I don't really understand it, either, but I have to say it's nice to see you here. And I think it's good for Wren, too. She hasn't been the same since, really. Even though we didn't meet you the first time around, we all knew you had a huge impact on her." Even Mike could have a quiet, serious side when he wanted to.

"She has a big impact on me, too. Hey, now that this water's gone and run right through me, I need to take a piss--" He stopped when he heard a squeak behind him. Turning, he saw one of the tots staring at him with big eyes and their hands covering their mouth. To him, they all looked the same and couldn't figure out how to tell them apart.

The little turtle looked from Mikey to Sean and then back again, squealing in delight before she ran out of the room. "Daaaad! Mister Sean has a potty mouth! I heard him! He has my chores for the week, right? Dad?"

Sean looked back to Mikey, cringing slightly. "Oops. My bad. But what about chores?"

"It's something we had to come up because Raph has a bit of a 'potty mouth.' " They all did from time to time, but Raph was the worst culprit by far. "So when he's caught swearing in front of the kids, he has to do their chores for the week. And that's applied to any of us. So it looks like you're a part of the family, dude!"

"Go me." He gave a lopsided smirk about that. "But that doesn't solve the bathroom problem."

Of course, with Ada all up in arms about her chores being done by someone else, the others moved to look. Leo wore a slightly amused expression that was masked with concern on his face as Donnie walked in with a frown, listening and watching his daughter bounce up and down in the process. "Mister Sean is not cleared for that sort of activity, Ada. He still gets dizzy and is still recovering."

"Then after," Ada pronounced, crossing her arms in front of her plastron with a 'hmph!'

Raph laughed behind them. "Atta-girl!"

"We don't subject guests with house rules."

AJ pouted, looking up at her uncle. "He's not a guest! He's my daddy."

"Family follows the rules," Musashi agreed and his cousin Darwin backed him up with a nod and a grunt.

The older turtles blinked, looking at their children. Mikey started laughing, leaning back in his chair. "Guess they told you! They know who's family!"

"I'll do the chores when I'm well enough to do so. Promise." Sean looked over to the one who was Ada, winking a bit. "As soon as your father believes I'm not a danger to myself or to everyone else."

"You're not a bomb," Darwin piped up. "Are you?"

"No, little man. I've been defused a long, long time ago. However, I do feel like I'm going to pop. I need to get to the toi--" He looked at the kids briefly. "-commode."

Leo smiled a little more. So they were going to teach him how to be a father. It was interesting to say the least. Donnie paused for a moment, not really looking at any of them even though his eyes were in Sean's direction. Sean was a demolitions expert. He could hone his own bomb techniques with this man! The possibilities were running in his head when he finally registered Sean's need. "Oh! There's the be-"

"No. I'm done with that bed pan. There is a toilet and it's going to get used."

"You're not standing."

Sean crossed his eyes. "I'll be fine."

Donnie looked over to his mate. "Mikey?"

"Had to catch him, dude! He was wobbling all over the place and I wouldn't trust him to juggle anything." Mikey was all grins. In fact they were all in various states of amusement. They all had been through this at one time or another arguing with Donnie over their capability in caring for their needs.

"You're sitting."

The turtle tots looked at each other in confusion as there was little argument about the facilities. Sean sighed, already working to get up. "Fine. Anything but the bed pan."

"I'm out!" Raph was not going to help anyone use the bathroom no matter what. Especially not a human male. He turned heel and headed back into the dojo to his weights. Donnie moved to offer his assistance with the clinical warmth of a doctor even though his words were a little stiff.

"I've got this," Leo said without hesitation, moving to stay by Sean's wavering side. The look of relief and gratitude on Don's face was so fleeting only Leo caught it. "It's not that far and you can hang onto my shell if you need to."

Sean couldn't help but smile a bit. "Thanks, man."

As the pair moved off, Darwin looked to AJ, still baffled. "Do you pee standing up?" His human cousin shook her head slowly. "Then why would your father?"

Again, AJ had no answer. She knew from the mountain body parts and what made the genders different but why males would prefer to do their business standing was beyond her.


Washing his hands, Sean looked in the mirror at himself. His face was familiar yet different. It was hard to really pin point what was different but he knew and for a while he let the water run as he leaned against the sink, studying his features for a while. With a heavy sigh, he noticed that Leo was peering in through the partially open door, making certain he was okay.

"No, I haven't fallen over," he said, turning the water off and drying his hands. "I'm still standing."

"Hope that was recent. Don will have my shell if you did that standing." Leo was serious when he said that, keeping close to the human but otherwise doing nothing to impede his movement.

"I was good." Sean scowled a bit, moving at Leo's pace which was slow. "You're the head of the house, right?"

"I am Clan Leader," Leo replied easily.

"But you volunteered to take care of me? I thought Donatello was the MASH man."

His eyes shifted a bit towards Sean. "Donnie's our family doctor and while he performs his job better than most of your surgeons in the hospital, there are still some things that are a bit delicate for my brothers. I'm used to those things so it doesn't bother me."

"Those... things meaning my things."

"Yes."

Sean was quiet for a few moments, deciding that a steadying hand on Leo's shell was necessary. He felt how it was cool to the touch, but not freezing cold like metal or something not alive. "Because of Hawke?"

"Yes."

"You two are still together?"

"On occasion." Again, this was probably another delicate thing that his brothers would have been flustered about. "Hawke respects my mate, though, as do I. Raph's not generous in that manner."

"But you're the commander in chief. You could say anything you want because you're the head, right?"

A small smile ghosted on Leo's face. "This family works because we all give and take. Balance is important no matter what one does. That's what any family does, am I correct?"

"Yeah." Sean fell quiet then. "This isn't going to be easy, is it?"

"What do you mean? Being a warrior in a garden?"

Now that was a reference that Sean knew and he brightened at the recognition. "Sun Tzu."

"I have the book. You're welcome to it while you're here."

"Thanks, Leonardo."
2015-08-24 06:04 am

Meeting Sean

Setting: After the turtles were trapped in the Homestead. Wren goes to college.

chapter 1 )
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First Date )

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The Courtship )
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The Price )

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The Planner )

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The Battle Won )

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Cut too soon )


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6 weeks later )
2015-08-23 09:54 pm
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FIC....Bringing back the dead

Timeline: Approximately 4 years after Sean's death and three years after the birth of their daughter.

Chapter 1 )

Chapter 2 )

chapter 3 )

Chapter 4 )

chapter 5 )

chapter 6 )

chapter 7 )